Wednesday, December 06, 2006

OD on the RBC

Yikes! Has nobody even bothered to wipe down this sink in the last 9 months? And what's with the counter tops? And the dust... I didn't know there could be so much dust, I've woken up to a blizzard, so much clutter flying around I can't see my fingers, aaaahhhhhhwaittnnnooo! I'm all wired, anxious, teeth grinding fury, growling under my breath, ggrrraaaaarrrgggr... What's with this? Have I overdosed on the red blood cell count? System overload, dormant circuits suddenly amped to life without mercy, zzziiitttttsssszzzzz... Whoa.... chill.... ride it out baby, channel what you can, no yelling... nooooooo yelling, mime it baby, mime it, there you go... Flip this turtle back over, that's right... just a few more days.... till the full dose on Friday... then you'll be missing this fun... really, yeah... that's right... there you go..... yeah....... thanks... we're cool......... just let me clean this toilet, walls, floors, give me the gloves! giiiivvvveeeee meeeee thhhheeee ggglllloooovvveeesssss!!!!!

2 comments:

Not Blank said...

Stop it, right now, you're wearing me out! You ever see that slogan "My house is clean enough to be healthy and messy enough to be happy?" That's my attitude.

Ample said...

it's all right... the phase pasted with the onslaught of more meds.